THE FAT CAT HASH                                  TRASH Volume 1949

1949      27 Nov 17    Fish Finger     Bowen Park

Remember this day, a day of shame, a day when the Capital hash has turned away from the TUN brand completely and embraced the iconic American COORS brand as down down beer.

WE ARE THE 51^st STATE !!    Love live President Trump

Grand Mattress: Frizzy Lizzie

Religious Adviser: A very nervous Centerfold

Walk Report: Centrefold, being on tender hooks due to the proximity of the thunderstorm clouds overhead invited visitor “PRICKLE MAGNET into the circle. She got 3 short sentences out and was promptly cut off, shunted to one side and given a drink. She did however manage to articulate that the walk had “Good company, good trail but not good weather”

Run report:  PRICKLE MAGNET and the other visitors were treated to some GREASENIPPLE gold. The run report included mentions of Dragon boats, motivational speeches, Gerbils wanting to know how long it is? HF complaining about the “Trail whisperers up the front, DT being compared to Emelda Marcos, WEATHERMAN running without weatherdog, The distribution of Iconography, 717 aircraft conducting a “go around” the lake being nice and wet, bike rides and climbing up Red Hill. In fact, not a single mention of trail at all!!! Absolute GOLD. (P.S. see Hidden Flagons summing up of the trail further down this document - ED)

Visitors: PRICKLE MAGNET, HELMET and HAT TRICK from FNQ

Returnees

MITEY, SQTR, TWO FATHERS, BLUE HAWAII, JR,

Charges

• POOSHOOTER and DICKHEAD2 were outed for attitude
• GERBILS and MEAT for having no faith in the RA’s ability to keep the rain away
• INFALLABLEs inability to read maps
• HIDDEN FLAGON attempted to charge the hare with having less imagination than DRUNKEN TIGERS cooking
• GERBILS was charged for running topless
• HAT TRICK and PRICKLE for running in the nude  

The charges were then cut short by a very nervous RA who spent more time looking at the sky than at the contents of the circle

Awards: 

The Piss Poor Performance award was given to HIDDEN FLAGON who cruelly and with malice aforethought rubbished his wife’s cooking and at the same time insulted the Hare.

The big prick was given to GERBILs for laziness

CENTREFOLD reeled off joke number 47. There’s only 303 of them left on the pad!!!

SUNBEAN rattled off some birthdays: HORNBLOWER, PUGWASH and STICKYDATE

And then, inextricably, absolutely refused to rattle off any runnyversaries. ???WTF